...has been plastered all over my local phone box!
And he looks particularly pleased with his new student account!
He'll waste it all on footling obscure noiseboxes and perm re-sets at Toni & Guy, mark my words.
This has to be scanned and posted. IMMEDIATELY.
Yes, I was surprised, outraged, confused and then sleepy when I saw this on the phone box opposite the new apartments by Tesco on the Lisburn Road.
Phone boxes: is he combining student account endorsement with male prostitution or something? Again?
[quote:03ca188f4b="T Entertainment"]combining student account endorsement with male prostitution[/quote:03ca188f4b]
There's a difference?
He does have alot of nice gear... I'd often wondered how he afforded it..
He's also partial to curries.. not the cheapest take aways in the world.
I think this riddle has been solved by his corporate whoring and general rent-boy style activities!
God bless him though, he does play a mean SG.
AU Stu as well, I was confused when I saw this. It on the one outside Sunrise/Benedict's on Bradbury Place.
The curley hair ballix is also on the phone box at the top of Arthur St. I nearly threw up when confronted by his bake yesterday morning.
:smt041 :smt005 :smt078
OH MY GOD
He's wearing his Moog T-Shirt
Who'dve thunk it
It gets much better - you have to watch this:
I kinda feel funny...like I want to open a Bank Of Ireland student account.
Fvck me that is grim.
The fella should be flogged to within an inch of his curley life. :lol:
Featuring the Rt Hon Bill Gatt as suspicious professor too, hilariously fooled by that cunning disguise.
Seriously though Chris... :smt082
Hahhaahh! Northern ireland just can't do advertising can it?
Mr Gowdy's in there looking particularly 'emo @ 15'...thought that would have gone by now.... :lol:
And I say again:
That is all.
To quote Tap: "She shan't recover from this one."
The horror, the horror...
That advert isn't actually going to be on TV, is it?
heh! good times.
curly chris is a legend
YOU FOOL! DID THE CAREER-ENDING LESSON OF [i:e005a25ee8]THAT[/i:e005a25ee8] HARP ADVERT TEACH YOU [b:e005a25ee8]NOTHING[/b:e005a25ee8]!!
Chris.. you do realise if you get famous this will overtake goatboy getting decked and Ciaran at the air guitar championships as the most posted thing on here?
sometimes bank accounts are more than just bank accounts
[quote:987cb07039]goatboy getting decked[/quote:987cb07039]
I dunno about that. Gotaboy didn't get paid to get decked, and im still fascinated that he maintained ownership of his bottle of cider and mostly smoked feg.
And as far as we know Chris Jedi Jane at no point dropped his trousers and performed a Nazi salute.
Any moment now...
Ha, excellent Rentaghost. I demand EVERYONE adds that as their avatar, a la the time it happened to me. I who was more sinned against than sinner.
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the advert is priceless.
the only way he can salvage this is to make a whole series of shorts, each luder and more twisted than the rest.
perhaps the puppet turning to drugs and dropping out, before being assaulted by Holmer?
Don't blame me, blame Niall Harden.
I thought you might appreciate it, T-ent.
Did it work?
Sound one :-)
Chris does this mean i'll not be running into you in the Lisburn Tesco's anymore? The high life beckons!
Banks are more than just places to keep money you know.. they're our [i:6c66de8c61]friends[/i:6c66de8c61].*
*This statement is in no way related to my sucking of the corporate teet. Probably.
p.s. you soul is damned to hell, you realise.
The thing is though Bank of Ireland, are ironically a cancerous bunch of utter, utter, unrelenting c*nts.
I like how they like to take money off me for "FEES" only to give it back when I ask them.
WHAT IS THE F8CKING POINT IN THAT YOU MONKEYS???
What Chris doesn't realise is he'll be the face of bank of Ireland for about 5 years. So the £24 he earned will start to look rather little comparitive to all the hardship he'll go through. My ginger mate's photo of him tying his tie is on their fliers and has been used in Queen's graduation packs for about the last 4 years.
Will people now start chanting "Bank of Ireland!" and "Did His Plan Work?" at JJ gigs?
I know I will.
[quote:ca5c31b7a7]I demand EVERYONE adds that as their avatar, a la the time it happened to me. I who was more sinned against than sinner. [code:1:ca5c31b7a7]
i hope the avatar works.
i wish i had access to MYSPACE from work;
he looks a bit POTTER in it.
I wish I was rock and roll enough to be in a bank advert.
I probably never will be, though...
This calls for an "[url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg]All Your Base[/url]" / "[url=http://zidanedeathstar.ytmnd.com/]Zidane vs Death Star[/url]" style video featuring that photo of Chris.
The best part is - poor Chris is in London and prob has no idea about all this yet!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The best part is - poor Chris is in London and prob has no idea about all this yet!
I do now...
Honestly, I leave the country for a couple of days, and havoc ensues...
:oops: :oops: :oops:
Fortune favours the brave, Bank of Ireland favours the poor and hopeful.
Welcome home Chris!
Haha. Absolute quality!
No-one has stuck a sign with "did it f*ck" underneath yet. It can only be a matter of time.
Sorry Chris, I did not anticipate this reaction!
I demand that this runs and runs and doesn't show any sign of slowing down for at least say 3 months.
Get small children to point at him out on the street. It's the only right thing to do..
clearly his plan was to become the ubiquitous fastfude avatar du jour.
[quote:e600b12814="fastfude"]No-one has stuck a sign with "did it f*ck" underneath yet. It can only be a matter of time.[/quote:e600b12814]
By your command.
Methinks you're all just jealous. He gets to appear in a crap add for a mediocre bank and still manages to look like he's rocking out.
And to think, only last week, I took this very man's advice on synthesizers!
Bank of Ireland is no under your mattress.
He's stuck in what seems like the perpetual brink of a sneeze, that may last for months, if not years!
There's one of the posters outside the Botanic train station. I just had to stand there for a while, struck with a profound sense of....something.
I wish Chris' face was on everything. Literally everything.
Gogs, wasn't there some picture you were supposed to be posting 4 hours ago?
Is that from the same 'session', or is it true that Chris only has one jacket and t-shirt combo?
[quote:91d8c2ff45="T Entertainment"]Gogs, wasn't there some picture you were supposed to be posting 4 hours ago?[/quote:91d8c2ff45]
this topic is brilliant.
was jack osbourn too expensive for the BOI
And just last week I was saying that I didn't know what he looked like.
and now his face is engraved on your retina FOREVER
[quote:eded6377a3="Winston Churchill"]The Bastard Clone of Chris Evans[/quote:eded6377a3]
Oh dear me....TFI Fastfude.
I haven't laughed so hard *ever*. I think I broke myself.
our chosen one with ange
potter, potter, POTTER!
Bop Yestrum guys - any chance of any ChrisJJ masks?
Ah, wee Chris... Scundered.
The best part is that this will pop up as the 2007 entry for the "on this day" list for [i:ae5b4f5c63]the rest of eternity[/i:ae5b4f5c63]. Millennia from now, whole civilisations will war over the true answer to the ultimate question of "Did their plan work?".
"Bop Yestrum guys - any chance of any ChrisJJ masks?"
Too mainstream by now, I'm afraid. As of 23.2 posts ago.
I just saw it on a flash advertisement on Bebo! Ha!
Looks like Archie the inventor from Balamory!!
Cleary Michael Caine?
:lol: @ this thread
For anyone who's interested, I've invented a new fun game:
The Chris JediJane's Face, bank of Ireland Poster Pub Crawl.
the way the game works is that the players wander round the city centre until they see one of the posters with his face on it and then find the nearest pub and get hammered. Then move on and repeat until one feels nauseous.
What if you feel nauseous before entering the first pub?
dont watch the ad before you head out, that might prevent you feeling nauseous!!
Chris the Redeemer
Next time you see Chris make sure to tell him about the time you got unnecessary bank charges/had to wait in the bank queue for an hour/your cheque bounced/you weren't approved for that loan/you can't get a mortgage/you're trying to upgrade your account status/you're looking into buying shares/you went for a graduate job in the bank/you pissed up against the derelict bank on the Lisburn Road.
Lets see how long he takes to tire of it all.
What was the plan though?
WHAT WAS THE PLAN???
I'm in the library and can't watch the advert to see.
I was very confused when husband texted me on his way into work yesterday at 7am to tell me he'd seen Chris on a phone box.
I saw it for myself outside Castlecourt last night.
Can we call you Zoolander now?
With a bit of luck, they'll make it into a billboard.
Mark Curry of Blue Peter fame + At The Drive In = Chris JediJane.
Has Chris even got a student Bank of Ireland account? I know I do and
instead of appearing in a commercial for them I would prefer to appear in
their top office and smear excrement all over their directors face!!!
WORST- BANK - EVER!
Can we call you Zoolander now?[/quote:17a09380bf]
i've got a bank of ireland student account (or, graduate account now i suppose) and it's great. every so often i phone them up and say "another £100 of interest free overdraft?" and they say "sure!"
[quote:f4bca8a965="Niall Harden"]i've got a bank of ireland student account (or, graduate account now i suppose) and it's great. every so often i phone them up and say "another £100 of interest free overdraft?" and they say "sure!"[/quote:f4bca8a965]
They're just lubing you up for a mortgage.
Tres funny :-D
Sorry to resurrect this thread, however the sign in question has just been wheeled by my office by some sprite on a bike. Bank of Ireland have gone global. Oh, the joys of marketing.
Yes I spotted a man on a bike trailing a big hoarding through Shaftesbury Square with Chris' gub on it. Now [i:c8fec5f10d]that's[/i:c8fec5f10d] the big time ;)
I'm in Derry though, where will it appear next? We should create a map of sightings, in the same vein as Heroes, with string and photos.
There's a new one been done,I think he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt in this one. Spotted outside UUJ, any ones in town yet?
"the heat is on" mr. mccorry!
i have not been able to find a link to the new ads BUT YES
our chris appears in a hawaiian shirt indeed.
A mate of mr. mccorry replied that he was unable to attend THE LOCUST as he had to WORK.
the plan is definitely not working then is it folks? :wink:
LOVE the new tropical theme chris
The new totally tropical ones are everywhere now.
And the old ones are on urinal walls...
lest we forget
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ahahahahahaha! I forgot how funny this moogin' thread was.
Not wishing to labour the point, but I don't believe if we ever found out if their plan would work.
THE PUBLIC DEMAND TO BE TOLD!
Release the files...
their plan didn't work, they all ended up smackheads, selling bjs for a fiver.
Shit. I was overcharged.
[quote:82d7814556="all-is-vanity"]Shit. I was overcharged.[/quote:82d7814556]
yes, but who will be the poster boy of this year's campaign?
So did their plan work or what?
I think this may have been a key event in triggering the entire subprime-mortgage banking crisis.