1. avatar feline1
    And I haven't a clue what to say! :-O

    (although of course, if ewe add up the previous Fastfude EZboards...
    ...and then unregistered posts before that... :-o ) Edited by: feline1 at: 11/21/01 5:42:55 pm
  2. avatar Jonny Hi Five
    How many of the 10000 posts made any sense, then?

    Just kidding.
  3. avatar cheeko Max
    My first post!
    No you weren't!
  4. avatar Jonny Hi Five
    yes I was.

    Only kidding
  5. avatar feline1

  6. avatar cheeko Max
    Well done! Glad i could be here to see it.
  7. avatar queneau69
    I feel all privileged. Most definitely in the presence of genius.
    Or is it verbosity?
    or maybe garrulousness?
    Or even loquaciousness?
    Hell, congratulations anyway. You must be a very proud father. Is there anyone you'd like to thank?
  8. avatar The Evangelists
    sad B*stard

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  9. avatar GuanoAped
    My first post!
    holy @#%$ thats a lot of posts
  10. avatar feline1
    I would like to thank Roger Herbert for making it all possible :-)
  11. avatar fastfude
    oh that's right, blame me!

    is this one for the archive, I wonder?
  12. avatar The Evangelists
    nah, delete it.
  13. avatar Kiddingmyself
    My first post!
    That's a lot. Instead of Community Supporter, your rank should probably Community. Having made enough posts for a whole community.

    What confuses me though is that the forum says there's some 8000 posts (I forgot the exact number). Even if you add up all the forums you don't get a real lot more thatn 10.000. I wonder if there's something wrong with the counter. (Not that I think you haven't made all those posts, but I wonder if they are added up correctly).
  14. avatar The Evangelists
    yeah, the ezboard starts deleting threads when its full so the forum shall never reach more than around 8,000.

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  15. avatar fastfude
    aye, there's a limit to the number of topics each forum can hold (think it's 25 topics per page, and 20 pages = 500 topics). Mind you, you can have buckloads of posts in each topic, which is why it varies constantly, but once the topic falls off the bottom of page 20, all its posts go with it.

    Totals Summary
    since 9/17/99

    Visits: 1007548
    Posts: 85973

    crikey, it's over the million visits mark Edited by: fastfude at: 11/21/01 8:38:16 pm
  16. avatar Post Office Buddy
    My first post!
    Heh, well done feline.

    What would you do if ezboards deleted your account?
  17. avatar The Evangelists
    i still say we delete this thread.
    for fun,like.
  18. avatar cheeko Max
    Think of the hours yoov spent read/posting on fastfude!!! What would ya have done with you life if it weren't fir Fastfude, eh feline1? Hehehe.
  19. avatar feline1
    some work?
  20. avatar Mad Simon
    To stop it "falling" off
  21. avatar feline1
    yes but I want my post count back!
  22. avatar EPK
    Oh shut up...... you're lucky you're here at all.
    Haven't you a civil partnership ceremony to go to, or something?
  23. avatar feline1
    Well, one of those Free Presbyterian ministers offered me his 14 year old Virgin daughter to sodomize instead,
    as apparently that's what the Lord wanted.
    Such is my Lot in life.
    Thankfully for you lot, I said yes, otherwise Belfarce would be destroyed in a rain of molten sulphur...
  24. avatar EPK
    Not more molten sulphur.....think of the sulphur causing more flooding around the Lower Ormeau, and those poor asthmatics.
  25. avatar feline1
    A bit of sulphur dioxide fumigation would do Giros some good,
    before it gets turned into a gay sauna, don't you think.

    Sadly the whole thing is behind schedule,
    as some Firemen wanted some improvements to the jacuzzi.
  26. avatar tenrabbits
    What is a gay sauna anyway? A sauna that likes to sleep with other saunas of the same sex? And surely all that friction would be dangerous in such a dry, wooden environment? Eh? Answer me dammit!
  27. avatar EPK
    I knew a gay Shauna once, if that's any help.
  28. avatar tenrabbits
    Is that sean connery's gay sauna then eamonn?